Dove Cameron Debuts Her New Tits At Coachella

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As you can see in the bikini top photos above and below, Disney star Dove Cameron is debuting her brand new titties at the Coachella Music Festival.

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In case you need a refresher the photos below illustrate what Dove’s sinful breast sacks looked like just a couple of months ago.

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It is just a shame that Dove didn’t go to a Muslim surgeon, for they are by far the most skilled in the world… And he could have hid some C-4 and a detonator in Dove’s new plastic appearance.


For the only halal purpose for Dove’s bulbous fake boobies at Coachella would be to smuggle in explosives to punish this blasphemously commercialized gathering of shitty pop star performers, basic bitches, and flaming homoqueers.

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However, sadly it appears as though Dove is not planning any grand terror attack, but is rather just transforming herself into yet another bleached blonde plastic surgery obsessed LA whore.