Selena Gomez’s Boobs Revealed In Topless Video


Scientists at the “Celeb Jihad Institute of Celebrity Sluttery” in Tehran have just made an extraordinary breakthrough in the field of celebrity titty x-ray technology. As you can see in the video above, these great Muslim minds were able to fully reveal Selena Gomez’s sinful female breasts from a recent braless photo.

The implications for this technology are endless, as now any time a female celebrity dares to flaunt her hard nipple pokies in public we will be able to expose her blasphemous bare boobies. This of course means that their inevitable Sharia trials will be a breeze, as the prosecution will be able to seek swift and severe justice for their crimes against morality by using these x-ray results as evidence.

Yes brothers let us start collecting the stones now, for we will certainly soon be busy lapidating celebrity harlots like Selena Gomez. However if the Sharia judge has a sense of irony, the next time we see a topless video of Selena Gomez it could be of a different variety, as she will be kneeling in a orange jumpsuit with a mujahedin holding a sharpened scimitar standing behind her.