Sofia Vergara’s Ass In See Through Tights

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“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara shows off her surprisingly taut round ass in a pair of see through tights in the photos below.

 

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It is quite remarkable that Sofia’s rump has such a halal shape to it, especially considering that she is a 45-year-old Mexican woman (which makes her about 152 in normal human years). How Sofia is able to maintain her tight hindquarters despite her advanced age remains a mystery, but we can certainly speculate on it…

Of course the most obvious explanation would be that Sofia Vergara eats a sensible diet and exercises regularly, but when one remembers that she is a base Latina completely lacking in any self-control we can rule that out. The next most logical (and thus most likely) explanation would be that Sofia is a witch, and that she is using sinister black magic to project this aesthetically pleasing form… Thus I think we can all agree that just to be safe Sofia should be doused in pure Saudi Arabian crude and lit ablaze without further delay.