Taylor Momsen Upstaged By Her Tits

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As you can see in the photo above, former child star and current struggling musician Taylor Momsen has once again been upstaged by her tits in a push up bra.

It must be extremely frustrating for Taylor Momsen to be constantly living in the shadows of her far more talented breasts. Taylor must realize that no one will ever take her horrible music seriously as long as her bulbous boobies keep stealing the spotlight.

Luckily for Taylor Momsen us Muslims would gladly lop off her sinful chest sacks with our scimitars for her, as they are offensively immodest and prone to elicit immoral urges. Besides they would make lovely serving dishes for dried figs, or perhaps some hummus and pita chips.